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I am your worst nightmare and your greatest desire. Ad a touch of splendor and a bucket of charisma and then multiply it by infinity and take it to the dept of forever and then you will barely have a glimpse of my heart. -Unknown
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It ain't dead till you poke it with a stick.
The Devil likes borscht. Why? Cause it's red. And yummy. And he likes firery farts. They make him laugh.
oh, and i was blocked by disnisha, so I can't reply on there anymore
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"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" ~Calvin
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"If it turns out to be a joke at the end, I'm going to be so pissed at whoever started it." ~AnaMia Padilla
and thank you!!
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It ain't dead till you poke it with a stick.
The Devil likes borscht. Why? Cause it's red. And yummy. And he likes firery farts. They make him laugh.
and your welcomes!
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"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" ~Calvin
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"If it turns out to be a joke at the end, I'm going to be so pissed at whoever started it." ~AnaMia Padilla
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It ain't dead till you poke it with a stick.
The Devil likes borscht. Why? Cause it's red. And yummy. And he likes firery farts. They make him laugh.
here, have some bleach to comfort yourself--->
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"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" ~Calvin
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"If it turns out to be a joke at the end, I'm going to be so pissed at whoever started it." ~AnaMia Padilla
--
It ain't dead till you poke it with a stick.
The Devil likes borscht. Why? Cause it's red. And yummy. And he likes firery farts. They make him laugh.
--
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" ~Calvin
----
"If it turns out to be a joke at the end, I'm going to be so pissed at whoever started it." ~AnaMia Padilla
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It ain't dead till you poke it with a stick.
The Devil likes borscht. Why? Cause it's red. And yummy. And he likes firery farts. They make him laugh.
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